If you’re here because you’re thinking of hiring me, 1) you probably don’t want to TBH, and 2) please note that the rest of this page was created in like 5 minutes while I was hungover and really shouldn’t be considered to be at all reflective of anything, except perhaps my distinct lack of eloquence, and excellent self-deprecating humor.

2025: That last part is not really true anymore, this page has been updated many, many times since I initially wrote it while hungover in college. I seem to spend longer and longer on each subsequent revision, and am not nearly as fun at parties as I used to be, so the chances of me being hungover are lower than they used to be.

I currently work as a software engineer in New York. Please refrain from asking me to leak any interview questions and / or proprietary information from work via email, you’ll only embarrass yourself. If you are trying to get a job as a software engineer, prepare for your interview using publicly-available resources, such as LeetCode.

During my senior year at Fordham, I was the research director at the Fordham University Computer Science Society. There was a beautiful site that I created for the club, with a lot of help from David Bono, but the people that took over the club when we graduated couldn’t be bothered to renew the domain, or even give us their Github usernames so we could transfer the repo.

I really hate writing about myself, so here’s just a list of random facts to make this page less empty:

  • I really like C#, but I insist on calling it “Microsoft Java” out of principle.
  • I honestly can’t remember what drove me to pick the name “ThoolooExpress”. I can tell you that I picked it from a randomly-generated list on some long-forgotten random name generator site as a new name for my Youtube channel when I was in highschool and thought that people would want to watch me play Minecraft. The fact that it sounds like HP Lovecraft’s monster is purely coincidental.
  • BTW, I use Arch.

Yay! You survived reading my bio! Now go read my other content, which I mostly actually give a shit about, and update more than once every 5 years.

2025: The above line is preserved from the original version of this bio. Somewhat ironically, I’ve actually updated this bio more times than I’ve posted on this blog at this point.